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When people refer to getting drunk as being high

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"I was at the ticket office trying to change a reservation when a tall, bewildered tourist came up to the counter next to me.
His train was obviously running late, and he said something like ‘pourquoi non train à Strasbourg?’ in strongly accented pidgin French. ‘Grève?’ he asked. He must have taken the precaution of looking up the word for strike before coming to France.
'Non,' the railway guy told him. 'Pas de grève. C'est juste en retard' - it's only a delay.
'Pardon?' The American didn't understand.
The Frenchman repeated what he’d said before, a bit more slowly and loudly.
'Pardon?' the American said.
I saw the railway guy writing something in big letters on a piece of paper. He held it up. It said ‘RETARD’.
At which point I was forced to step in and explain why the American shouldn’t punch the innocent railway worker.”

- The Merde Factor

heh.

Your voice sounds completely different in different languages. It alters your personality somehow. I don’t think people get the same feeling from you. The rhythm changes. Because the rhythm of the language is different, it changes your inner rhythm and that changes how you process everything.

When I hear myself speak French, I look at myself differently. Certain aspects will feel closer to the way I feel or the way I am and others won’t. I like that—to tour different sides of yourself. I often find when looking at people who are comfortable in many languages, they’re more comfortable talking about emotional stuff in a certain language or political stuff in another and that’s really interesting, how people relate to those languages.
Francois Arnaud for Interview Magazine (via bukiyou)

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Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

watching Pokemon as a 25 year old

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Anonymous said: What do you think is wrong in the fashion industry these days?

showstudio:

Too many clothes, too little time, too much copying and too many people applauding it all far too much.

AF

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  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
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yes

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  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep
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Don’t let the mixed signals fool you. Indecision is a decision.
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